Such as today, I have an appointment with the Apple Store to fix my Iphone as the back of it cracked. At my job you have to dress somewhat nice, so I wore a dress today with some heels. I decided that I didn't want to bargain with the floor today, so I took my heels off and switched them out for a good ol' pair of rainbow flip flops.
As I was opening the car door and attempting to get out, I flashed the entire mall parking lot my underwear. No one was around, no one saw, and it really wasn't that big of a deal. It got me thinking that I never even think about how I get out of a car with a dress or skirt on, and I probably flash the world my vickie s's undies a lot, and it's probably (for the most part) gone unnoticed.
(If I did flash the world my undies, I like to pretend that I look a lot like Megan Fox while doing it)
If I were to be a celebrity and try to get out of ANY car nonchalantly with my hoo-ha showing, I'd be put under MAJA scrutiny. I'm not an un-classy person (at least I like to think I'm not) and I don't get out of the car and show my underwear because I'm thinking I want to look like a whore, I just don't even think about it. Which is something I think I take for-granted. Because I don't have 23483209432 cameras watching me get out of a car on a daily basis, I can be more careless.
This is probably more of what I look like getting out of a car...HA (no seriously, I'm pretty sure this is spot on)
I guess the moral of this story is, either I need to be more aware of myself getting out of a car, or be thankful I'm not a celebrity and have pictures of my crotch on the internet.
(Sorry for the crotch shot photos, I should have rated this PG-13, I also hope the government doesn't go through my computer one day and notice I googled "britney spears crotch shot", because that might be embarrassing)
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