Monday, May 16, 2011

Starting over

Well, I guess since I am a moron and deleted half of my blogs, I guess it's time to start over. My life really isn't that entertaining to be honest with you - so there isn't much to catch up on. I am pretty stoked about Kristen's wedding this weekend. I need to search my house for my camera battery charger - then I need to search for my camera since I have now lost it. Shock? Not really. I tend to lose - everything? I swear I spend half my day looking for my keys. I'm sure Phil is going to lose it soon if he hears, "WHERE ARE MY KEYS!?!?" One more time. Or "Ma'am, you left your keys at the table."


SO EMBARRASSING.
or this one..


"Did you grab the to go box?" No. I don't ever grab the to go box. I can't tell you how many good left over dinners I have left at the restaurant because I am a complete moron.


Or..
"Sweety do you have any idea where my pocketbook is?" Of course he doesn't. Why would he ever know where I put my pocketbook? He shouldn't be forced to keep up with things like that, but now that we live together he has learned to spot it before he goes to bed and let me know where it's at in the morning, because I never do.


So, if you are ever eating dinner with me, please pick up my to-go box and hand it to me before I get in my car so I can feel like an idiot. (I'll appreciate it later when I am munching on my left over goodness)

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