Totally inappropriate workout song

This song is not exactly the cleanest song in the world, but it gave me a HUGE ab workout and leg workout today. May have to do that every day and I'll be ready to look good on my wedding day!

If you have any other great workout songs (inappropriate or not), I'd love to hear them!

Kids say the funniest things

So, this past weekend I was back in my hometown and my favorite little munchkins wanted to come over to their Paw Paw and Bebe's house to go swimming (which are my parents). I drove across town to my sister's house to hang out for a bit and then bring them back with me. 

On the way home, Montgomery (my nephew who is going into the 5th grade) was trying to explain to me how much cooler he will be in middle school if he had a cell phone. So, I decided to let him speak his mind on why he felt like in possibly a year, why he would need a cell phone. Being 10 years old, he couldn't exactly come up with anything- besides the fact it would make him cooler. 

My nephew also tried to tell me how popular he is already at his elementary school. This makes me chuckle because to me he's just a 10 year old little turd nugget who enjoys dumb shows like iCarly (okay it's not that dumb) and SWEARS he HATES justin bieber - even though he has his hair exactly like him (SO CUTE!). 

The whole time this is going on, Tess is in the back seat unraveling her braid and yelling out "Look, it's curly! I want my hair to look like this! It's so pretty!" Tess is going into the first grade, and to Montgomery she's the annoying little sister - but she's the sweetest little girl you will ever meet! 

So, I asked Montgomery if Tess was popular since she had "such a cool older brother" and his remark was "I mean, I guess" hahaha I, of course have to ask Tess and she seriously had the sweetest remark I've ever heard

"I mean, I'm really nice to everyone and everyone is really nice to me, so I guess that makes me popular" What a little heart warmer that was! Of course Montgomery made a gag face as I was cupping my heart so it wouldn't overflow in the car with love.

I guess there really isn't a moral to the story besides the fact that I just adore those two kids. 

Taking a Break

I am taking a break from the blogger challenge and writing about my actual life. Crazy, I know.


Before we start, I need to take a minute to think about my poor kitty cat - Mazzy - she is in the middle of getting her girl parts all sewed up today. She hollered the whole way to the vet and the whole time we were there. I felt like a bad mom, but I know this is for the best! She wants to be an outside kitty and outside kitties don't need to be fooling around and getting pregnant.


Speaking of Kitties, my sister's cat (which is Mazzy's sister) had baby kitties yesterday - I'm going home again this weekend and I can't wait to go play with them. Baby anything are my weekness! We found baby bunnies this past weekend and they were adorable!

I hope everyone has a fabulous Thursday - I'll be spending it figuring out which gym we are going to attend since ours decided to shut down - which was completely weird. I'll also be going for a run and catching up on ROONJ (Real housewives of New Jersey) and PLL (Pretty Little Liars)

30 Day Blog Challenge - Day 11

I believe ...

• I believe that you don't always have to act your age
• I believe that two wrongs don't make a right
• I believe that the ocean is a natural stress reliever
• I believe in true and honest love
• I believe that you will always get when you give in life
• I believe in karma - and that shit always comes and finds you

P.S. I tried to put a picture but blogger is being super weird. Oh well. 

30 day blogger challenge - Day 10

Favorite T.V. Shows

I love junk T.V. Any girl fights or drama - I'm so there. Any celebrity news - count me in. Anything ridiculously funny and pointless - I'll watch it! The problem I have is the other person who is in the house doesn't agree with my taste - FH doesn't like all that girl drama (so he says, but sometimes he'll get real quiet when it's on and his eyes won't move away from the moniter). SO - I have to learn to compromise and I've learned I like more than just trash T.V.!

Here are MY favorite shows
-ANY real housewives of "Fill in the blank" but New Jersey and Beverly Hills are my fav with OC coming in at a CLOSE second.
-Pretty Little Liars - OBSESSED
-Cougartown - I am Ellie and it kind of scares me when I watch it
-Modern Family - LOVE
-Keeping up with the K's - Those Kardashians have my heart, seriously love them
-Chelsea Lately - I've been watching this dang show since it's premiered, I love it and I love her (I've read all of her books and have seen her perform. True Inspiration I tell ya)
-House Hunters- I've been searching for my dream home for a hot minute and I love watching other people do it too!
-And basically anything on E!

Shows I am admitting to loving but probably shouldn't
-Jersey Shore - YEP i'm one of those people who are giving them higher ratings so they can make way more money than me just to get sloshed and be ridiculous
-I can almost put Pretty Little Liars in here again, the only reason I openly admit it is because it seems like I'm not the only one
-Teen Mom - I hate that I can't take my eyes off of the T.V. when it's on - totally shouldn't be promoting that!

Shows both the FH and I can watch together
-Two and a half men- We love this show!
-Man vs. Food - We love Adam, he's such a goof!
-True Blood - SOOKIE
-Weeds - we became obsessed not too long ago and spent all last summer catching up on all of the seasons! can't wait for this season to start!!
-Swamp People - this has become one of our newest favorite shows, if you haven't seen it, you SHOULD! Anybody wrestling alligators or crocs is always a good time
-Tosh.0 - FH and I use to watch him late night in college when he would only come on at 2 in the morning on Saturdays and DIE laughing - so glad he has his own television show now.

There are a ton more that I enjoy watching, and I seem like such a T.V. junkie after that - I really don't watch a lot of T.V. but these are my go to shows.

30 day blog challenge - Day 9

What are you afraid of?

Considering I have severe anxiety disorder - that would mean just about everything. Well, not EVERYTHING...


My main things would be:
1- The Dentist. I have to take pills just to deal with it.
2- Spiders - Just the thought of them makes me want to throw up.
3- Any instance where I am not in control - especially traffic jams and airplanes. Don't even ask me to get on a cruise boat.
4- Growing old

I've learned the past couple of years that just because you are afraid of something, doesn't mean you have to let it affect your life. The past way to overcome your fear is to face it, it will back down!

After learning this, I've done many thing that I thought I would never do. SO, watch out world!

30 Day Blog Challenge - Day 8

Friends

My existence in this world would not be complete if I didn't have people to run to who are just as sarcastic and bitchy as I am.

You know those thoughts that run through your head that you always hold back because they are too vain, insensitive, mean, "effed" up, vulgar, immature, vile, or narcissistic? Well, with my friends, it's completely okay for me to say them - because they usually feel the same way.

I love all of my friends, not all of them are put here in these pictures. If you are reading this, and we are friends, just know I appreciate you and thank you for making me laugh (because if you are my friend, that means you're funny) and thanks for putting up with me (I can be a lot to handle).

It's also Friday, which means, it's the weekend. And I get to see one of my very bestest (she's in the 3rd picture with me) this weekend. She's coming in from Seattle. CANNOT wait to see my Lar Lar.